CurtainQuest

Finally, a solution to the never-ending problem of wanting to keep sunlight out of your living room while also planning a roadtrip in your home state by leaning over the back of your couch.

Presenting the curtain map. It rolls down – and up – AND does double duty as a map of Oregon.

Interior designer and brother-in-law Chad Crawford gets the credit for this cutting edge approach to window shading. Available at yard sales where people are selling old rolldown maps from schools.

I want the best

Got my new insurance coverage details. Doesn't provide laughter at all and there's a copay for the worse medicines. Great.

Gooses and deers

Frosty one around these parts today. Ungulates and waterfowl hunkered down next to the writer shack.

When leaving it off is just not enough

Rombach's Pizzeria is pleased to announce our new recipe: Garlic Haters Pizza.

It's not just pizza with no garlic. After you order Garlic Haters our staff is trained to say, "f@&% garlic," and then you say, "yeah."

I can't believe nobody besides vampires has ever thought of this.