Constructed of two durable yet elegant personal flotation devices, the PFD diaper ensemble is ideal for floating around gigantic eddies on a hot, hot day while drinking a beer or cocktail that can be stowed by sort of cramming the drink in between the upper part of your life jacket.
Sadly, there's also a men's version. It looks like this:

The river diaper is strictly for floating. Not pooping. We practice Leave No Trace camping and strictly adhere...to....uhm.....
Is that a piece of corn right there up near the top?
2 comments:
you are officially ridiculous. is there a wallowa county vote for that? :-)
You're right, that is ridiculous. That's clearly a garbanzo bean and not corn at all.
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