Jon Rombach is a writer and river guide headquartered in Oregon's Wallowa Valley. His newspaper column, 'And Furthermore,' appears in the Wallowa County Chieftain. The Gearboat Chronicles cover life on the river, updated every week at windingwatersrafting.com. Publications include Utne Reader, Backpacker, Sports Afield, Mother Earth News and other fine, upstanding journals you may or may not have ever heard of.
Thursday, January 23, 2014
When leaving it off is just not enough
Rombach's Pizzeria is pleased to announce our new recipe: Garlic Haters Pizza.
It's not just pizza with no garlic. After you order Garlic Haters our staff is trained to say, "f@&% garlic," and then you say, "yeah."
I can't believe nobody besides vampires has ever thought of this.